Teaching Tip
Even if the students have left for the day, still do not use their bathrooms. If you choose to break this rule, you run the risk of skidmarked pants.
Let me explain. For some reason a chunk of poop was slopped on the toilet, above the base of the bottom but not visible when standing. It only becomes visible once you pull your pants up and lose your grip.
You may try again, but you will fail. There's no controlling your grip when human fisces are involved. At this point, you realize something is on your pants, and you look at your hand.
As if the smell wasn't fugly enough, you'll notice how every crevice of your fingernails is filled in.
Soap dispenser, empty.
Let me explain. For some reason a chunk of poop was slopped on the toilet, above the base of the bottom but not visible when standing. It only becomes visible once you pull your pants up and lose your grip.
You may try again, but you will fail. There's no controlling your grip when human fisces are involved. At this point, you realize something is on your pants, and you look at your hand.
As if the smell wasn't fugly enough, you'll notice how every crevice of your fingernails is filled in.
Soap dispenser, empty.
You just brought me dangerously close to disrupting my training workshop with snorting laughter.
Posted by
nrlaumei |
10:15 AM
That's what the divines call "poop karma."
Posted by
wanderer |
9:34 PM
I can't imagine anything worse! Maybe get a bottle of hand sanitizer in case the "rule" about bathroom use is once again broken.
Blech!
~Sadie
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:12 AM
I'm gagging right now.
One of my kids has....let's just call them intestinal difficulties, and all I could think of is how the room smells when he does and...yeah....gagging again.
Under your figernails???
Posted by
Julie |
9:15 PM